“Hey, do you want Vanilla Mint, Unscented, or Lavender smell?”
M: “Option C.”
“Hm…I hate lavender so actually just pick between Vanilla Mint and Unscented.”
“The unscented smells like shit. I already bought the Vanilla Mint.”
Poor guy. Such a tough life he has, smelling like a girl all the time. These jugs are huge too – probably will last the two of us 18 months. Other new purchases? Two bulk bags of spelt and teff flour so I can see what the hype is about. And a sweet little basil plant. Hopefully the cats don’t destroy it. Or knock it out the window.