India 6/28 – Shopping mall.

M was a sweetheart this evening and called up our driver, Jafar (I was like, “Like Aladdin’s Jafar?” and then giggled to myself) to take us to the nearest shopping mall. He knew I was bored and restless from being stuck in the apartment all day and grouchy from being sick.

It was definitely the first time I’ve ever been hand-wanded by a security guard as protocol before being set free to shop.

 

Verdict? Mall was big, bright, super clean, and nice. I would equate it to Stonestown Galleria back in San Francisco.

We walked around some, I browsed tunics and snapped a quick photo only to be stopped by the store salesperson who told me no pictures. I’m usually not an argumentative person, at least with salespeople, but I just kept asking why. It’s my first time in an Indian department store shopping tunics and I wanted to take pictures, damn it! He didn’t have an answer for me, but I was respectful and only kept the one picture that I had taken already.

One thing I noticed was that all the female mannequins were dressed pretty “normal,” as in not very conservative, which is strange to me because I don’t think I’ll find any Indian girl or woman wearing one of the short dresses I saw on the dummy without leggings underneath and something to cover up the revealing top.

 

Dinner was served food court style.  I saw KFC, Subway, McDonald’s, and Baskin Robbins, but of course turned up my nose at dining at any one of those chains. I can get a $5 foot-long back in the States thank you very much. Since I have no idea what any of the entree names meant other than paneer means “cheese,” I just pointed at the Veg section and asked the server which one I should get. Blank stares were exchanged, a lot of “uhmms…”, finally I just picked the Mixed Veg Chettinad.

It turned out to be some sort of curry with vegetables in it and lots of greasy pancake roti things. It was fine, but really heavy. Google’s food is much better.

Guess what M got? He went to Mickey D’s. He would. The McSpicy caught his eye and he had to try it.

It looked terrible and disgusting. As M bit in, I asked,

“Is that a face of sadness or regret? Or both?”

He winced and looked at me sadly as he nodded. I told you so.

xoxo,

Jenn

 

 

 

India 6/28 – Google Indian breakfast and medication.

I’m back. Currently sitting cross-legged in bed, blogging from our upstairs bedroom. We are experiencing sudden blackouts. Every electronic appliance/light will go out for a period of 6 – 10 seconds during which time M and I freeze in place and wonder if this time the power will stay off for good. So far, we’ve been lucky and the lights come back on every time. It’s actually kind of exciting (can you tell I’m bored out of my mind and have apartment fever?)

Another uneventful day. I’m still sick, but somewhat better. I know it’s only day two of us being in India, but I am so tired of being cooped up and doing nothing while I try and recover. M, at least, is slaving away at Google. :) Maybe I should just shut up and enjoy watching TV, browsing cute cat pictures, and reading my Kindle for hours on end.

M and I rocked it out this morning with a gym workout! My first in ages. I was going to Bikram yoga back in San Francisco pretty regularly for a while, but the smell seriously got to me. One day, I just couldn’t go back.

I cleared my gym outfit with Aakanshi, M’s coworker and basically our guide to India, because I felt self-conscious wearing shorts and a sleeveless old Chi Omega tank. She said it was fine, but I still didn’t see a single other woman in the gym wearing shorts or sleeveless shirts. Oh well, I would suffocate in anything more concealing. I’m going to make an effort and figure out what I’m eating instead of just plopping blobs on my plate and consuming them: (clockwise from the roasted mushrooms) coconut chutney, sprouted mung beans and salad with spicy mint dressing, turmeric potatoes with toasted mustard seeds and cumin, sambar which as far I can figure out is a spicy vegetable broth, a piece of multigrain bread with butter and honey, noodly things, and a stuffed roasted tomato that was HELLA spicy.

My first Google breakfast in India was delicious and definitely bought me a membership in the clean plate club. I’m glad I happen to enjoy heavily spiced foods because everything here ranks high on taste factor – nothing bland about toasted mustard seeds or fried cumin. The spiciness of that roasted tomato almost cleared my left nostril for a bit. It’s been plugged since the O’Hare airport four days ago. Luckily, besides being a Googler and an Indian guru, Aakanshi is also my drug dealer. I kid, I kid. She’s been more than wonderful, really a blessing, in trying to help cure my head/throat illness. I ate all her pills yesterday and the Vicks cough drops she provided really made my throat feel so much better. Today she gave me some green balls. The back says “Ayurvedic” which means “homeopathic” to me, so can’t go wrong with that. It felt like the ball exploded in my stomach and made it super icy for a while. Weird. She also gave me a small tin of saffron that she said to steep in hot milk. Saffron! She really shouldn’t have.

I had my first encounter with monsoon season today because it rained! The sky’s been overcast since we landed, but it was especially gloomy and gray this morning. I noticed the wind blowing around and rumbling noises, and suddenly the sky just dumped waves of water for about five minutes. Five minutes after that, all was clear and dry again. Nuts.

Next post – shopping mall.

xoxo,

Jenn