Round 1: Me v. M

While in New York this past February, I wanted to explore, see and eat as much as I possibly could because it was my birthday and also because I was only there for two days.

That Sunday, before our late afternoon flight, M and I had brunch at a cute little diner. Soon after I got two cupcakes from Dean & Deluca. Then, right before we cabbed to JFK, I stopped for another slice of pizza from La Pizza Suprema. All in about 4 hours.

By the time we got to the pizzeria, M was crying uncle. He was full to bursting and could not understand where I was putting it.

I refused to show him my hollow leg.

Today we are having a rematch.

Rules: Take a photo of everything you eat and drink (water excluded), and you must eat normally.

Pre-breakfast:

Me

Breakfast:

Me

M

Snack:

Me

Lunch:

Me

M

Snack:

Me

M

Dinner:

Both had a small bowl.

Me

(My best friend is getting married and sent this as a “Will you be my bridesmaid” favor! Adorable.)

Conclusion: I eat all the time. M does not.

“How does it feel to be eaten under the table by someone half your size?”

He only whimpered.

Perhaps I should consider professional eating as a career change.

xoxo,

Jenn

Me