I am not that inept when it comes to cooking that I have to resort to Carl’s Jr. but I intend to make “meat” the highlight of the blog while it’s under my stewardship.
I am sure from the title you can probably guess that this glorious meal includes bacon.
Don’t worry bacon is not the only ingredient in this meal because being Jenn’s boyfriend has it perks. Since she is a vegetarian, you can rest assured that our fridge is stocked with a variety of fresh fruits and vegetables. It so happens that I did not have to resort to just enjoying a plate of bacon, which would have been remarkable, because in my grasp was the supporting cast of the renowned B.L.T.
In case you have been in the Pits of Tartarus your entire life, the B.L.T (Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato) is a meal blessed by Mount Olympus due to its facile construction and colossal flavor. However, creating a masterpiece worthy of Zeus is a daunting task.
You may be asking yourself, how?
The answer is simple, it requires an uncanny ability to cook bacon.
I developed and refined this craft from years of practice when I was a young lad. The bacon must be golden red so it’s slightly crunchy but still moist so that the flavor gushes out with every bite. Now all that left is to assemble the team and enjoy!
Be warned, when finishing this meal you will be tested to make another, I know I was. What hindered me from allowing this to come to fruition was the thought of spending eternity lying in vile slush guarded by Cerberus in the Third Circle of Hell.
Not really, I just wanted to give a shout out to Dante Alighieri.
Strength and Honor